John

John is so weird. He looks like a pear. He needs a haircut. He has no hairline. A John would never be kind, even if his life depended on it.

I hate John. He makes me rage!

by MyTerror December 10, 2019

John

A pure God Excepted by the Mexicans who typically worships himself

What is that guy doing at that temple
Oh that’s the temple of John
Wait that’s John

by fruit tea April 5, 2022

John macena

John Macena: the comic relief, a loyal friend, a ver exaggerated individual, sensitive, but don’t get on his bad side he will hold a grudge against you till the day he dies. Not very well hung but makes up for it with everything else.

I love John Macena but just wish he was deeper

by MLMFU September 10, 2022

Chucking a John

to vomit all over someone's furniture multiple times due to an excess of alcohol.

Bro, he's had like nothing to drink and he's chucking a john all over my shit!

by mulz n sambo October 16, 2010

John

John is a mystery of a man, a man of few words, a man who will cut anyone who fucks with his circle. He is adept with his hands, and loves his woman fiercely. John makes sure things are done right, and takes pains to correct the wrongs. He is fun, hot, sensitive and sexy. John is a man every other dude should aspire to be.

John makes his lady feel like she is his, he works hard to explain why they are forever.

by GeminEye Visionary November 20, 2022

John

Bootyhole licker

Johns a bootyhole licker lol

by Mymomsdeadlol February 14, 2022

John Homer

To masturbate in front of someone while they cut your toenails

Man, you're not going to believe it, I pulled a fuckin John Homer on her!

by Digidark May 30, 2018