Toon Job

A method of torture devolped and perfected by Israeli Commandos. After the most recent Geneva Convention, it was outlawed in all civilized countries under penalty of death by Toon Job.

"Man, I just can't stop looking for the body of Jimmy Hoffa."

"Oh shit... you don't know? He was given a Toon Job by the mafia and his body was... totally fucked up."

"Toon Job??!?! OH JESUS FUCKING CHIRST!"

by Hal Emmerich August 19, 2008

Cider Job

when you bring a fresh ass for kenneth, chaos ensues

"Sounds sticky, Cider Job, sounds sticky"

by Goblinsanta January 5, 2021

Pie job

When the dude rolls his dick in a slice of pie. Than you give him head.

You just talk about you got a pie job

by Anima libera June 2, 2024

opi paint job

When a lady receives oral pleasure while her freshly painted are drying.

I'm going home for an opi paint job and a presseco to celebrate my promotion.

by Snowchick December 13, 2017

burst job

A burst job is when you go down on a guy and he cums super quick and way more than you expected

Gimmie a Burst job

by CuriousGirl69 February 6, 2018

Fanfic-job

Beating someone’s dick by whispering ASMR fanfictions into the shaft.

Person 1: "Dude, did she give you a fanfic-job?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man, it was amazing! She chose some really interesting fanfics to read out."

by Star_Cute May 24, 2020

Zerg Job

When your girl comes home and kisses you with Albanian cum in her teeth.

Bro, did you hear about Zerg and how his girl gave him Zerg Job yesterday??!

by WLUPIMPS July 8, 2024