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Mike: It's not that guys would prefer to jack off. Think of it this way: Some times, you just don't have a lot of time, but ya got needs, right? You'd prefer to sit down to a nice full meal, but when you have 20 minutes to shower, eat, and get to work, you can throw back a Hot Pocket in 2 or 3 minutes. It's not the ideal meal, but it's the most convenient when you're too rushed or lazy for a full meal.
by Fuzzy Mike April 17, 2006
Get the Hot Pocket mug.A term used amongst skate boarders or the "extreme" sportman, meaning the burning and often painful sensation when jumping or falling and landing on your heels. It usually tends to hurt in your lower back and heels.
by Matthew Wu September 14, 2008
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"After running around naked in the snow last night my dick was freezing. I was afraid I was going to get frostbite and it was going to fall off, so I asked my wife for a hot claudia."
by LeDude July 13, 2012
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While vacationing in Hawaii, Baby Mama and the Looch used their excess cocktail umbrellas for a monumental Looch-style Hot Luanch.
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