dick highway

The lack of facial hair from the bottom of one’s chin to his mouth caused by friction due to prolonged ingestion of cock over a long period of time.

Greg sucks so much cock that his chin has become a dick highway.

by Barry Brooks December 9, 2008

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eric's dick

1. The smoothest cock in the world. The highest hyperbole one can give something is to say that it is as _____as Eric's dick.

Jack: How about that sun, huh?

Kevin: Yeah! It's as bright as Eric's dick is smooth.

Jack: You can say that again! Eric's dick is SO smooth!

by boshlover69 July 4, 2016

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Dick soup

When a group of guy are swimming together well out numbering the ladies in a pool or body of water.

John: Hey man me kevin, andy and matt are swimmin at my place tonight you should stop by.
Ryan: With no ladies? That's a big bowl of Dick Soup. No thanks.

by 4-dee June 13, 2010

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dick massager

1. a guy at the club who rubs his penis against their dance partner because they don't know how to dance.

2. girls that tease guys at the club by grinding against their bulge.

1.Larry can't dance. He's such a dick massager.

2.Girls at San Diego clubs are nothing but dick massagers.

by dick massager November 18, 2009

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Cyber Dick

Somebody on the internet who pisses people off by acting dumb or mean, or is A FUCKING IDIOT!

Cyber Dick: hey thats a bit ciil

You: What?

Cyber Dick: What do you mean what?

You: thats bit ciil????

Cyber Dick: Not cool duh

You: wtf

by Iron Butt July 8, 2009

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Aderol Dick

A side of effect caused by the commonly used amphetamine, Aderol. Usually results in a tiny, flaccid penis, a shriveled ball-sack, and/or total cock failure.

See: Whisky Dick

Dude you gonna go to the party tonight and fuck some beef hole?
No, I can't. I have a bad case of aderol dick, my cock looks like an eskimo.

by TitSlappa September 18, 2012

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