Freshly Baked Batch!

When your in a sauna having sex but it's freezing outside and just before you finish on her face you scream "Freshly Baked Batch! cuming up" and you splurge on her face then walk outside into the cold and you see the semen steaming on her face.

When I came on that bitches face in the sauna it was so cold we walked outside into gave her a Freshly Baked Batch!

by NigNut98 May 30, 2025

333_bak833233

The Roblox player that doesn't even know what username should he use

Nick: "yo I just downloaded Roblox, wanna join in?"
Luke: "sure! What's your username?"
Nick: "333_bak833233"
Luke: "uuh, what username is that?"

by The_Choppaaaaa June 20, 2025

Triple Baka

A vocaloid song featuring Kasne Teto Hatsune Miku and the yellow one

Dave: remember that vocal kid song? Triple baka?

Eric: yeah there was Teto, Miku, and Rin right

Neru: *crying in the corner*

by Glopslob July 7, 2025

Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.

Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"

by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025

Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB)

Part of speech: noun (also verb: to DBBB)
Definition: Timing your morning (masturbation) solo finish with the day’s first toke—often with a cig in the other hand—then grabbing coffee and heading out.

He pulled a "Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB)"—peak on the pull, latte on the way out.”

by Mr. Snugglepumpkin Johnson October 5, 2025

Twice Baked Potato

When you cum inside a woman and then shortly after she squirts, expelling all the man’s cum as well as her own.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and after I finished inside her she continued to play with herself until she gave me a twice baked potato.

by EdwardJizzmHands October 19, 2025

Poor bake

Noun/Someone who gets stoned and can’t seem to pull themselves off the couch.

C’mon dude let’s get outside and do something, don’t be such a poor bake.

by PDX1970 October 24, 2025