toilet seat meat

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

meat sleep

beating the meat earlier in the evening/day, and then taking a nap

John: Aye, man, why did you pass out yesterday?
Alex: i took a meat sleep

by boreddictionaryx May 13, 2017

Meat Sock

Uncircumcised penis used to keep meats warm when grilling

Matt asks Adam to borrow his meat sock for his beer brat so he can eat it after their hike.

by RahhB June 30, 2017

Thumpin on his meat

Beating your girlfriend and or wife.

Drish: Hey where has Tom been
Robably: He went to jail for thumpin on his meat. I called the cops so she didn't end up hurt too bad.
Drish: Oh no! I hope she is ok.

by anonymous April 27, 2023

Meat Receiver

The person receiving the genitalia from another

He was a submissive Meat Receiver, who took it like a champ.

The Meat Provider dominated their submissive Meat Receiver

by Meat Provider January 14, 2024

molecular meat eating marsupial

an female who aggressively performs oral sex on any and every man while pregnant

ellen is quite a molecular meat eating marsupial

by ruhi yazid May 23, 2008

meat cute

A Hollywood term where an on stage relationship, creates off stage tension.

“Hey man, why are you hanging with that actress of stage?”

“Oh, we got a meat cute going on”.

by Swole Daddy May 8, 2020