Job

Job, or to Job someone:
Beating up or doing violent acts to a happy, functioning couple in the street.

Spelled "Job", case sensitive

See those two over there? I'm gonna Job them. *violence ensues*

by Aestronom September 17, 2025

Snow Job

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she simultaneously sneezes it onto you.

As Sarah was sucking off John in the spring, her allergies went off, giving John an accidental snow job.

by JoeMamaFat69 December 7, 2019

Zyn Job

Term for a sexual act where one partner performs oral sex while having a Zyn (a type of nicotine pouch) in their mouth, introducing a tingling sensation and a unique flavor to the experience.

"After trying a Zyn Job for the first time, they agreed it added a surprisingly zesty twist to their usual routine."

by Hottt Toddie April 17, 2024

job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.

I fucking hate work. Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.

by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024

My Job

My job is not to get rejected 98% while you let the handicapped and the fat-cocks circumvent "their fucking job" (apparently) by throwing yourself at them.

Hym "Jesus Christ, that isn't 'my job.' To sacrifice myself on the altar of the collective female ego because I'm not good enough to use you for sex and discard you."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

Job Swing

Can only be done with a knife.

a "Job Swing" is where someone uses a knife like a sword to try to cut you with. Like the way you hold a lightsaber. Instead of a left and right motion its a chopping motion like a sword by up and down.

I was walking to the store and this thug, I'm presuming a newbie, tried to job swing me with a knife.

by cyb3rhack3r November 12, 2015

Job

a referral subject word used as an excuse in sentences not to pay fees and or where to look for and or get a salary for fees deductions

I'm not paying for your fees and or deposits, go and get a job, inset an adjective to describe negative and or positive human behavior. said the parent and or friend and or sibling, cousin uncle, estate agent, random personal, psychologists and or accountants, any other type of human who gives responses when asking for fees payments allowances.

by Patrick the Starfish001 August 12, 2023