pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate

The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.

by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013

global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time

“did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”

by ddisy May 12, 2025

is poop really epic

it depends who u ask

john: is poop really epic
me: it depends

by Pickle June 23, 2020

sh- poop

When you're about to say "shit" but remember that you're in front of little people who can't even watch PG-13 movies without crying and going to their parents.

Holy sh- poop

by TDude53 May 31, 2021

female poop

a piece of solids coming out of a females' butt. smels rank.

Emma ran home and launched a massive load of female poop into the porcelain throne

by sthbath June 1, 2019

Poop

A substance that come from your ass and is brown and green

I flushed by poop down the toilet

by Lilpumpsavage October 31, 2017

Balls Pooping

The act of shitting so hard that some of the poop sticks to the back of your scrotum. This can lead to problems with your smell, and is not recommended.

Sorry I couldn't be there last night. My wife saw me balls pooping and wouldn't let me go out until I cleaned up. It ended up being a 3 hour ordeal...

by ballchungler43 April 29, 2021