National Ass Grabbing Day

August 5th is national ass grabbing day. Grab any Girls/Guys ass with no penalty.

Yo aiden it's National Ass Grabbing day, you know what that means!

by user9194960294717 August 4, 2020

National dry hump day

Every June 1st you are allowed to go and dry hump anyone or anything

Dude go hump that girl it’s national dry hump day

by Gggucyxrxvub May 26, 2019

National Tyrone Magnus Day

A day to celebrate Tyrone Magnus!!!! The best white/black boi in the whole galaxy!

“Tomorrow is finally National Tyrone Magnus Day so we can celebrate!!”

by gimp2821 December 7, 2020

National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.

In need air National nonce capture day

by Rio rogers April 21, 2021

National Irv Day

A day of that year that is reserved for Irv’s all around the globe. This nationally known holiday has the reputation of a day of craziness. It’s a day all about celebrating Irv, appreciating Irv, and most importantly letting national Irv day be known for the uncultured people who may not know about it.

Hey dude, June 4th is coming up! I can’t wait, we need to get a piñata and tannerite to celebrate. This is going to be the best National Irv Day of all time!

by I like dick 27 May 24, 2024

Nation booty pic day

On October 30th ask for a booty pic they can’t say no

Will you send me a booty pic it’s nation booty pic day so you can’t say no

by Panda314 October 30, 2019

national grab ass day

on June 18th, it's national grab ass day.
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.

just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

by asofhas June 17, 2019