John Simmons

The biggest creep in the world. Calls himself a physics teacher but is Jimmy Savile in disguise.

John Simmons is weird.

by lawrencexxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2018

Ron John Brown

When you meet a sketchy girl on tinder and meet up with her and she proceeds to grind on you leaving streaks of shit on you

Man i cant beleive that girl i met off tinder Ron John Browned me last night

by Liblabber November 3, 2018

John Harrolson

An incredibly horny man. Derived from the song "John Harrolson, John Harrolson" which tells the story of a perverted soldier.

Man 1: Hey, did that guy just cheat on a 10/10?
Man 2: Yeah, he's just a John Harrolson.

by Stonewallism November 5, 2018

Relationship John

Someone that don't come around, when they're in a relationship.

I haven't seen John in a while because he's being relationship john now.

by Morch81 November 6, 2018

John Miracle

Changing numbers randomly until something works.

I was hoping for a _John Miracle_...

by thatoneguy3 November 8, 2018

John

A rich selfish bum that Pretends to be friends but is very rude, luvs flexing small not tall, and very incredibly annoying and sensitive at time he will try bash you but he’s to weak to drop, he cry’s if you say John cena to his face but that’s dead now

John is a gayass bastard that love girls

by 1273RockFellerStreet February 26, 2019

traphouse john

The gentleman that lady pimp sends out from the Traphouse to bang the other hoes

Yep it’s joe thats the traphouse john these days he is quite good I hear

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself March 1, 2019