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Goods

Another term for Cocaine or drugs.
John: "You got the GOODS?"

Yusef: "You got the money?"
by PillRift April 6, 2019
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."
by Defining shift May 26, 2018
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bacon goodness

a quality due to something edible that can bring one closest to a state of nirvana, most commonly achieved with bacon
I want a singular milkshake that has the bacon goodness that can only be rivaled by 68 slices of bacon. Don't you?
by molemanners June 1, 2010
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I know that cookie good

A figure of speech for saying that p or pussy is magnificent and enjoying
When bruzz is hanging out with chopped huzz:
Knox: how was that girl last night
Lincoln: she chopped asf
Knox: I know that cookie good tho

Lincoln: hell yea the cookie was magnificent
by Lincwalkemdownandcuttheydickof December 16, 2024
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eating good

getting a fuckton of very poggers information
us splatoon fans eating good this month
by Galaxiewolf February 13, 2024
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Good

The word “good” has many definitions, including but not limited to:
* Positiveness (a generally positive connotation)
* Negativeness (a generally negative connotation)
* Indifference
* Go fuck yourself (similar to indifference, but more malicious)
A prime example of a usage of “good” comes from the following exchange:
How are you doing?”
“Good.”
In this situation, “good” can mean any of the last 3 meanings above.
It cannot mean “Positiveness” as if it did, the above exchange would be grammatically incorrect (the correct usage would be “well”).

An example of “Positiveness” is:
“Who’s a good boy?”
Or
“Who’s a good girl?”
This in fact is the only correct usage of the positive “good”. This is because the only good in this world comes from dogs and other pets.
by TheVastVoid February 7, 2022
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Good Morning and God Bless

The act of eating one's breakfast while making a bowel movement in the morning.
Wife: Hurry up I need to use the bathroom!

Husband: Give me ten more minutes I'm having a Good Morning and God Bless!
by Stalin_was_a_good_guy May 23, 2018
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