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Gamectile Dysfunction 

Playing a video game so badly, you are ashamed to own anything having to do with video games in general.
Guy 1:Did you see Tom get pwned in the Madden Challenge Tournament yesterday?
Guy 2:Yeah. Classic case of gamectile dysfunction.
Guy 1:Total pwnage

game time 

When you have to go poop, usually when you also have a mobile device.
Mike: Ugh, I have to go poop. Good thing I charged my phone.
Fred: Game time. What are you going to play?
Mike: I prefer soduku.
Fred: Heathen.
game time by mrsachmo June 18, 2012

pre-game theatre (tay-aht) 

When you play a sport (e.g. basketball) at your highschool and you hook up (sexually) with a young lady friend some where in the school before the game.

Named after the French word for theatre where it is so easy to get laid in most schools.
I hit 20 tonight cause I got me a little pre-game theatre.
pre-game theatre (tay-aht) by Smitty February 25, 2003

interactive game

Moronic and meaningless buzzword to denote a video game of some kind. Originates in the days of the "interactive movie", a time of terrible experiments combining gameplay and video footage. Interactive movies quickly earned a much-deserved bad name for screwing up both the components that the name implies, so companies started using "interactive game" instead, hoping people were stupid enough not to notice. Though the genre is more or less gone today, the term is still in use, usually by the same people who say "internet website" instead of just "website" believing the redundancy will make them look, uh, smarter or something.
I'm sure glad this interactive game is interactive, cuz otherwise it wouldn't be a game would it?
interactive game by Chintz October 31, 2004

The Game 

A 'game' so to speak. There are 3 rules to the game:

1. You must not think about the game at all.
2. You can only lose the game once every 30 minutes.
3. The only way you can win the game is if the queen goes on national TV and says 'I lost the game'.

If someone says 'I lost the game', then you pretty much lost too - you can't not think about the game when someone says I Lost The Game.
Darren: "I lost the game"

John: "Damn you!"
The Game by Dezachu January 20, 2009

Paper Game 

A game that you play with a big group of people. You have a piece of paper and you suck in then someone takes it from you by sucking as well, if the paper drops you kiss. The directions can be changed to make you do other things if the paper is dropped. Have fun!
-Paper Game
Me-*SUCK*
You-*SUCK HARDER*
You-Drop it
We- **MAKEOUT**
Paper Game by magicshopee. December 21, 2008