Dirty Lazarus

The act of digging up someone recently buried, violating all their cavities and jizzing in them, in the hope that your seed will bring them back to life.

'My aunt died last month, I gave her such a Dirty Lazarus!'

by Dirty Scarlet January 4, 2010

dirty douchebag

Exactly like filthy hobag, only masculine in connotation. However, without modification, this word can be applied to a female. This person thinks the world of himself, and would use any situation or relationship to his advantage and would not think twice about hurting anyone and anything to get what he wants. May have multiple partners concurrently or consecutively, and is typically "loose" with his libido. This person is a control freak and will manipulate situations that aren't going his way. Very jealous over successful relationships and often can be found attempting to wreck them.

(eric) is such a dirty douchebag. He's been through 6 breakups since I've been with (cindy) and every time he comes around trying to turn us against each other.

by Elkrampo7 September 30, 2006

Dirty Cash

money that is obtained by illegal means.

The cops found a lot of dirty cash in the crack house after the drug bust.

"I wouldn't take any money from him. It's all dirty cash"

by nikinic February 20, 2010

Dirty kate

a dirty kate is when it is raining outside so your mum proceeds to give you an umbrella with a bottle of vodka and you use the rain as lubricant and stick the umbrella up your anus until you feel it in your tits then proceed to skull the vodka doing a vortekke and making out with a 15 year old.

dante: Kate why did you finish the vodka?

kate: because i like 15 year olds and dirty kate is my favourite exhibition dance at formal

by Usmelllikefish June 25, 2021

Dirty Wishbone

When you've thrown in the towel on actually getting to the toilet because you have great abdominal pain and can't bear to hold it any longer. The pain is cramps that stem from the explosive diarrhea you are about to release. Upon exploding from the rear, the path of your dirty rectal fluid parts ways at your taint and heads in two directions down the rear of both legs creating a wishbone effect and achieving the "Dirty Wishbone".

1. Knowing I couldn't make it across the road to the bathroom, I surrendered and stood there making a "dirty wishbone".
2. While out on a hike in the woods, I felt the urge to poop and was miles from a restroom and decided to just let it out. My friend laughed at me and pointed to the back of my legs and told me I had made a "dirty wishbone".

by max nova September 13, 2009

Dirty Romeo

When a man goes to eat pussy and instead tongue fucks the booty by surprise. A popular sex act from Shakespears 'Romeo & Juliet'

"Girl, that man gave me a Dirty Romeo, and then asked to me to Shake his Spear"

by DirtyRomeo August 24, 2019

Dirty Kailey

When a monkey licks shit out of your ass hole and you cum

That bitch tried to give me that Dirty Kailey so I knocked that hoe out.

by onmymamaboy May 15, 2020