drotive box

a drotive box is an odd shaped green box that automatically opens in a unique way when a small button is pressed

that drotive box opens quite uniquely

by drotive bro June 28, 2013

Nicky-To-Go Box

When you’re at a restaurant and the food sucks, you then have it wrapped up to go so you can throw it out later.

Waitress: Do you want a box for your leftover food?
You: No
Waitress: But that’s so much food you haven’t eaten! Are you sure?
You: Yes, can I have the check?
Waitress: It’s no problem to wrap it up.

You: (exasperated) Fine! Put it in a Nicky-To-Go Box. Thank you.

by Catlady2002 May 30, 2022

Jack in the box

When two are having sex, one watches queitly watches in the closet jerking off. Then jumps out loudly yelling carnival noises and takes his friends position.

I was banging this hot chick buy I finished early so my buddy jack in the boxed me.

by Phil Clarke July 6, 2015

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020

beat box

A personal computer, often many years old, whose sole function is watching porn.

Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?

It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.

by dashman23 March 15, 2024

Pole Box

1) A box for storing Poles.

2) A vagina for storing dicks

I stabbed her in the pole box. She lost the election.

by PoleBox October 18, 2014

foggy box

When a man takes a hit of crack and blows the smoke into a woman's cock pocket and the smoke billows out.

Bro, I was smoking crack with your mom and gave that skank a foggy box.

Dude, I fucked my girlfriend so fast and hard it looked like she had a foggy box when I was done.

by Infidel3124 March 5, 2024