A shit-box car (usually owned by a teenager that just got their licence) that has had needlessly loud, expensive and fast modifications added to it people who drive around in these cars are generally douchebags who think buying a loud ass V8 engine for a used 2008 Toyota will make them look cool and is a good use of their part-time savings (spoiler alert, it's not).
Thomas: what the hell is that loud sound? Is that a sports car?
Dan: no it's just Jared drifting around the school parking lot in his Douche-box.
Dan: no it's just Jared drifting around the school parking lot in his Douche-box.
by Dr Doot January 29, 2024
Get the Douche-boxmug. by Jaydee bruhh December 6, 2017
Get the block boxmug. The box in the back of the closet filled with the stickiest articles of clothing you've stolen from your friends.
by Sheet Box Guy November 29, 2022
Get the Sheet Boxmug. by bozonwords February 6, 2019
Get the Boxedmug. She nasal assaulted me with her bearded funk box. I told her to close her legs because her bearded funk box destroyed my sense of smell.
by Bad Baloo December 21, 2024
Get the bearded funk boxmug. An expression used to state the feeling of sadness and indifference that one feels at the end of the night while window shopping at a brothel, bordello, or whore house for a prostitute or hooker.
- "After Mike couldn't get that bombshell blonde in the sack, he left the bar for the red light district and found himself deep in the window box blues."
- "I stayed out until 5 in the morning when the window box blues over took me."
- "I stayed out until 5 in the morning when the window box blues over took me."
by 3s&7s August 17, 2011
Get the Window Box Bluesmug. Someone who is shaped like a cereal box, wide hips and wide shoulders with skinny neck and legs. This person usually likes to flash others.
by CupcakkeCPR August 4, 2022
Get the Cereal Boxmug.