You're Dad is gay, and you never knew

In the context that the person didn't know.
Your dad is gay, and you never knew.

Person 1: You're Dad is gay, and you never knew.
Person 2: "Huh? How can this be!?"

by Buttergoblin2003 May 7, 2025

No, because they're crap

Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"

Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!

by QuacksO July 21, 2019

No, YOU'RE an insurrection!

Yeahahahah... Totally. Didn't direct anything. I literally just did this. You sat there and watched the whole time. It WASN'T THAT. It was this.

Retard "No, YOU'RE an insurrection!"

Hym "Yeah, that's like you're one trick, isn't it? And that claim that I don't think Schizophrenia is real? That's what I mean when I talk about reductio ad absurdum. You hoist the reductio ad absurdum and then try to rope me in to talking parallel to the thing I ACTUALLY said. Doesn't work. I do want to see you guess explain this to ANYONE. 'Yeah, we did a truman show to a guy and then when he threatened kids over it we monetized it and piled on while doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to prevent Hym from getting within arms reach of a kid.' That'll go over well. Especially now that online influencer can be liable for radicallizing their viewer... We all know exactly how far I'll go to impress little Emma over there. So... Yeah."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024

I know your name, you're fucked

What one would say when
A: they have a death note

B: they find a hot character and want them on rule 34
C: what a detective says when he has identified the name of a crook

"It's too late mr president, I know your name, you're fucked"

by Rabbitmillass March 18, 2025

My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?

A cruel “prank” typically involving walking up to someone deemed ugly, unsuspecting, vulnerable, or otherwise an easy target to be dishonestly told that one of the instigator’s friends thinks they’re cute, and asking for their number.

This goes past pranking and leans more into bullying, even if the instigator doesn’t think it does, because it causes emotional harm to the victim who had their number asked for. Sometimes it is recorded without the victim’s consent and/or posted to the internet.

There are infinite better ways to have a fun time and laugh than pulling it on someone. Not recommended.

Person A: My friend thinks you’re cute, can they get your number?
Person B: Fuck off.

by may saliva July 29, 2025

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all'terent'djfignick'fed'sie'yenas'ighohocasaldingtariunistic'iuds'mentarsariot

The superior version of saying Whomst'd've.
Created in order to show superiority over peers or younglings.

GUY 1: Yo, do you have any idea whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'er'tis'twas'all'terent'djfignick'fed'sie'yenas'ighohocasaldingtariunistic'iuds'mentarsariot took my notebook?

GUY 2: ....What?

by JImotimothy March 14, 2023

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'nem'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous

The language of gods

Person 1: whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'nem'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous would have thought
Person 2: What the fuck

by 8evtrbksgrbfvesriliufg h98734p July 11, 2024