poop blind

The urge to poop so bad you have tunnel vision for the bathroom.

Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.

by 367 September 27, 2018

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Poop Groomer

A poop groomer enhances turds, in a variety of ways, before they are flushed down the toilet.

Does your poop groomer polish turds?

by ss_e_hh June 13, 2022

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is poop really epic

it depends who u ask

john: is poop really epic
me: it depends

by Pickle June 23, 2020

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Poop slinger at aa/ron

The action of slinging at as/ron person named at any person named Aaron

Poop slinger at Aa/ron is the action of slinging poop at anyone named aaron

by Rallco October 28, 2025

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Balls Pooping

The act of shitting so hard that some of the poop sticks to the back of your scrotum. This can lead to problems with your smell, and is not recommended.

Sorry I couldn't be there last night. My wife saw me balls pooping and wouldn't let me go out until I cleaned up. It ended up being a 3 hour ordeal...

by ballchungler43 April 29, 2021

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