Jack in the Box

A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.

Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.

Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch

Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.

Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean

by Magnus Hammersmith April 29, 2024

Box Combo

To use 4 Fingers in pussy and 1 in asshole during intercourse.

Gags uses the box combo on all his females.

by BoxMuncher101 July 17, 2022

velcro box

A crabby women's vagina...

My wife's velcro box has sand in it, looks like ill be sleeping on the couch tonight...

by Dr.Loco July 6, 2024

Box out a shordy day

Today on the 17th of December, you’re aloud to box out any shordy you want. Even your grandma!

Pow pow bitch ass grandma you just got boxed out

It means that you can punch any girl you want in this day on December 17
“Why’d you punch your girl”

It’s because it’s box out a shordy day”

by Deglizzygladiator December 17, 2020

boxing day - melbourne

a day when all white melbournians go to the zoo and don’t let anyone see the animals

boxing day - melbourne is when whites don’t let people see animals

by Ughnoonehastgisname December 20, 2019

in a box

Another term for dead as in a wooden box or a casket.

"After smoking for 40 years, Joe's mother ended up in a box."

by pomerakchild June 8, 2022

Ya shit Ina Box

"Basketball term" used for your locked up / you can't go anywhere because the defense is too good.

Bruh your getting clamped "ya shit Ina box"

by ExlusiveBuckets July 12, 2017