My Pet-Dog-Water-Fish is drowning!
by thenigletniggler February 7, 2023

When you nut in your girls mouth underwater and she has to swim to the surface with her cheeks full.
by Jerome Tyrone February 28, 2019

by HeheheDOG April 29, 2021

Raised Catholic, doesn’t really go to church anymore, decent person, but loves getting trashed in line at a grade school to smash some fish.
by Tysonchicken86 April 1, 2022

loveable asshole with mommy + daddy issues, an insane amount of third degree burns, and a spinkle of deppression. this shitbag gay can be found next to raccoons in the wild, but beware, because its strong homosexual powers could end you. if you disturb the bitch they might start to bark at you. make sure to feed it lots of dino nuggs and vodka or it could die. it can be idetified as it is always found in the form of a pastely white mexican who looks like a homeless scene kid.
by brandon the pussy destroyer November 23, 2021

by REEEkid420 January 13, 2020

Luring a damsel online with photographs that show you rocking a mustache then show up to the first date clean shaven.
Girl 1: So, how did it go?
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!
Girl 2: Omg, Girl 1! I got Stache-fished
Girl 1: Eww, how slimey was his face?
Girl 2: Very!
by AladdinKun December 19, 2021
