if I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

Just another day in paradise

”How are you doing?“
If I was any better I would be left handed and fishing

by Brugden April 4, 2024

Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018

Backwards Cowgirl Double Hand Twist Combo

when a girls is riding reverse cow girl while also double hand jerking your shaft

she said it was her first time then gave me the Backwards Cowgirl Double Hand Twist Combo?

by DeepFriedBalls October 27, 2021

Second-hand Girl

A girl who's having a boyfriend for the second time in her life.

When she has an ex-boyfriend.

You're second-hand girl but I still love you.

by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023

Bendigo Hand-Warmer

The act of performing using both hands in the position of “two in the pink, one in the stink” position, inserting fingers then proceeding to rub your hands together like you trying to get warm.

Janet last night was amazing, my hands got cold so I did the “Bendigo hand-warmer” now I need a new mattress

by Wookiemonster January 12, 2025

handed himself

man handed himself in police station after he was arrested

man handed himself in police station after he was arrested

by a-lewis June 30, 2022

Hand Meat

The meat of the hand that is sought by a cicada when it is held and attempts to stab it's proboscis into said hand.

First thing it did when I picked it up was go after my hand meat!

by Ophidia_75 August 24, 2023