dick juicing

verb; the process of extracting semen via penis sucking

"Have you met Kara? She's well known for her dick juicing abilities."

"Elizabeth is the best dick juicer I know."

by wannabananna July 18, 2010

Dick shaming

Dick shaming is when women (mostly teenage girls with no concept of sex) complaining about the dick size of a man.

Brenda tweeted to her friends about her boyfriends penis size, totally dick shaming him.

by Dick York January 11, 2018

No dick December

Girls are not allowed to use dildoes or anything to masturbate or have sex with any guy for the month of December because if a guy has to try no nut November, girls should get a try at it.

Hey joe I can’t have sex or masterbate for you because it’s no dick December

by Autism anus November 6, 2020

Dick Fix

Women who like to wake up their man in the wee hours to satiate their loins with a quickie are getting their "dick fix" and then they go back to sleep.

"Last night I woke up needing a dick fix so I jump on my man for a quickie and then crashed!"

by svnyrbtch April 5, 2010

Acorn Dick

When your dick is so small and shriveled that it resembles an acorn. Drug use can be a contributing factor

Sean: yo last night was fun. We should do Molly more often.

Devin: idk man. I woke up with acorn dick. I'm scared.

by tinydicktinyhand May 5, 2016

dick-poon

The penis/vagina combo pack of a hermaphrodite.

Hmm... I wonder if his/her dick-poon is circumcised.

by GrapeCakes June 13, 2008

Dick Mittens

When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.

I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens

by flashh July 10, 2010