Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow
Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow
Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!
by ouououo March 9, 2021
Get the 2 toned dumpmug. “Yo today’s 4/20, we should smoke and send nudes today!”
National Send Nudes Day 2- A day in which includes the art of sending nudes
National Send Nudes Day 2- A day in which includes the art of sending nudes
by Lil Breadstick April 19, 2020
Get the National Send Nudes day 2mug. They have zero idea that the natural cycle of Earth's climate has resulted in several millennia-long Ice Ages and without global warming, those Ice Ages would resume and half the world will look like Greenland.
They have zero idea that 71% of ALL carbon emissions globally are created by only 100 companies mainly based in China and India (with a similar number for microplastics in the ocean), and when confronted with this fact, they merely parrot 'we can still do all we can to save the planet individually'.
Even when fixated on valid issues such as bio-reusability, deforestation, and microplastics, they take things to an extreme such as only buying brands that use 100% recycled materials, separating glass from paper from plastic when recycling, using only metal or paper straws, using the same reusable paper bag when shopping, and exclusively voting for a Green party irrespective of its economic or sociopolitical viability, as long as it 'saves the environment'.
They have zero idea that 71% of ALL carbon emissions globally are created by only 100 companies mainly based in China and India (with a similar number for microplastics in the ocean), and when confronted with this fact, they merely parrot 'we can still do all we can to save the planet individually'.
Even when fixated on valid issues such as bio-reusability, deforestation, and microplastics, they take things to an extreme such as only buying brands that use 100% recycled materials, separating glass from paper from plastic when recycling, using only metal or paper straws, using the same reusable paper bag when shopping, and exclusively voting for a Green party irrespective of its economic or sociopolitical viability, as long as it 'saves the environment'.
by Ashraile November 8, 2022
Get the ecofreak - part 2mug. by Kymani fair August 29, 2021
Get the Slap 2 people in ur roommug. by Diegosexyboy November 7, 2019
Get the December 2mug. by Billy Joe Thompson November 6, 2019
Get the Season 2mug. An algebralian created by the YouTuber "jacknjellify" who debuted in "X Finds Out His Value", and has made their most recent appearance in "TPOT 2: The Worst Day Of Black Hole's Life" (as of november 1st 2022) 2 appears as the host to the fifth season of the online show Battle For Dream Island ( or BFDI for short ) made by jacknjellify, called Battle For Dream Island: The Power Of Two ( or TPOT for short ). According to many theories circulating on Youtube, is appears as if this character is in bad terms with the other algebralians made by jacknjellify. These include: Zero, One, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, X, Eight, Nine, and Ten. For clarification, the lack of Two in that list was intentional, as the list covers every algebralian ASIDE from Two.
2: Fourty plus one... Is FOURTY-ONE!
Winner: What's wrong with fourty-one?
2: FOURTY-ONE is, uhh... a PRIME NUMBER!!!
*dun dun dun*
Marker: What? What's wrong with prime numbers?
Fanny: THEY'RE IMPOSSIBLE TO DIVIDE UP EVENLY!!!
Winner: What's wrong with fourty-one?
2: FOURTY-ONE is, uhh... a PRIME NUMBER!!!
*dun dun dun*
Marker: What? What's wrong with prime numbers?
Fanny: THEY'RE IMPOSSIBLE TO DIVIDE UP EVENLY!!!
by YonasMakesWords November 1, 2022
Get the 2mug.