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Shit Shuffle

The act of moving shit (furniture, storage bins, clutter, etc.) from one place to another for no logical reason other than creating the illusion of cleaning up.
“Go to the garage and help your brother, we’re doing a shit shuffle today.”

Your mother was drinking Pinot Grigio last night and now she’s shit shuffling the whole house. I suggest you go to your friends house after soccer practice.”

“Go to stage 4 and shit shuffle all the dressing from Bobby’s set to the east wall. Make sure to keep the fire lanes clear.”
by Giveupcontrol September 19, 2022
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Shit Smack

A Shit Smack is when u wipe your ass with you hand then smack someone.
Johnny was being an asshole so I wiped my ass and gave him a good ole Shit Smack
by Sunflowerr September 24, 2022
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Shit Dogg

Noun: Used to describe the friend that is always getting in to trouble. More specifically, the friend that is always or only calls you when in the middle of a huge shit storm and needs rescued.
Ring Ring
Ring Ring
Friend 1 - hello?
Friend 2- hey bro it's me.
Friend 1- hey what's up bro?
Friend 2- man you gotta help me bro. I was at this party bro and there was this super hottie and she had a man but I don't care I was trying to holler at her anyway but now her boyfriend and his friends are all looking for me to beat my ass.
Friend 1- damn man are you an idiot? Why is it every time you call me your in some shit dogg?
by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022
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shit rot

Used to describe someone's ass rotting off.
I've got a bad case of shit rot
by Schnaffel October 10, 2022
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shit helicopter

When you have such bad diarrhea that it shoots out of the sides of the toilet seat.
A- when i had food poisoning, i had such bad diarrhea that it ended up in a shit helicopter

B- jesus
by abblecraber December 6, 2022
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Shit Transfer

When two girls are performing coitus in the scissoring position and one defecates into the others anus after which the girl who is receiving the excrement uses rhythmic muscular movement of her rectum to transfer the feces back into the original girls anus who then does the same resulting in a back and forth transfer of the stool in an unholy attempt to generate sexual pleasure.
Heathen 1: "Hey babe, you wanna try the shit transfer tonight?"

Heathen 2: "Yeah sure babe, just don't forget to put a towel down first."
by Christ Has Left Us December 22, 2022
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shit hugger

Someone who holds onto past successes (usually very old successes) and uses them to define his self worth.
*Two guys over hear Tom bragging about how he slept with a really hot girl 8 years ago*

Guy 1: ''Man, that's not the flex he thinks it is! It just shows he has nothing going on in his life and hasn't made any moves.''
Guy 2: ''You're right! I had no idea he was a shit hugger.''
by PureProphet December 26, 2022
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