Mammoth hands

No species has ever seen before the big fat giant shovels on the end of one’s arms that evade all scientific explanation.

Stranger: What on earth is on the end of Terris arms?
Leah: Oh that’s just her mammoth hands

by Founder of mammoth hands April 12, 2024

Slight of hand pro

Having a high sex drive, being able to tactically reload within a matter of seconds. 😉 if you don't have it, just go home.

have you got slight of hand pro

by slight of hand god April 17, 2020

the ween hand

the ween hand is Frank iero his Left hand. he has "halloween" tattooed across his knuckles. one hand says "ween" and the other says "hallo"

katya: i love franks Ween hand
barbra: me too cause i'm a leftie, the ween hand is my greatest example in life

by GeeAt27 February 26, 2017

I don't have hands

A humorous response to being asked to perform a simple task.

Person 1: "could you pass the salt?"
Person 2: "but I don't have hands."

by Ghost_ink October 4, 2023

Dorito Hands

The condition you get when after you finish eating a bag of Doritos and you have Dorito crumbs all over your hands.

The only ways to fix this is either wiping it off on your pants or licking your hands until all the crumbs are gone.

Person 1: Hey man, why's your PlayStation controller all greasy?
Person 2: Oh, it's the Dorito Hands, man.

by hso_00 October 4, 2018

Grave hand

That random hand you have when you cuddle your significant other, that just sticks out looking like a zombie coming from the grave.

When I cuddle my girlfriend I get grave hand.

by Mr. Beastly September 6, 2016

helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...

by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018