(noun) A person who tries and fails to insult people by writing false definitons of his/hers/its superiors (usually on Urban Dictionary).
This one King of Troy was so immature he had to make up a definition for nerds to make himself feel better about her insecurities.
by justanaveragejoe March 12, 2011
When you are a pasty albino cunt with the face of a potato cross pug but still command the respect of the whole crew and any bypassing women. Most likely a god at footy who can bag 10 in 100 point loss.
by Fish daddy June 19, 2015
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
King of Hops and Barleys in full. A posthumous tribute to the late American Beer and Whiskey journalist, Michael Jackson (1942-2007). His original nickname was "The Beer Hunter" due to the books and film series
by brockhoward October 06, 2011
The king of cheddars and can defeat any Richard the cheddar king rules and cannot be defeated and has a second in command called cheddar head
by BEN_DOVER6968 October 26, 2019