by Danté Bandé July 11, 2022
Get the Jógvan Johnmug. The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena
Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!
Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her
Home Boy: Yesterday
Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect
Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her
Home Boy: Yesterday
Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect
by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017
Get the The John Cena Affectmug. A person who lives to question one's perspective through manipulation. Even by creating chaos in order for one to see the negativity in their life so they may grow from it. Or by demonstrating how the good left untested is not truly good. Confronting a different truth.
"Why did you throw my phone out the window!?"
Because you're texting your ex who wants nothing to do with you and you were all over the road and about hit that car.
"Oh..starting to Colton John Dunning me?"
Damn straight. Not about to die over your stupidity.
Because you're texting your ex who wants nothing to do with you and you were all over the road and about hit that car.
"Oh..starting to Colton John Dunning me?"
Damn straight. Not about to die over your stupidity.
by Jesse Peralta December 21, 2016
Get the Colton John Dunningmug. Is hot
John : "Hey, how do you think I look?"
Joe : "John Cena"
John and Joe later got married and had 3 children
Joe : "John Cena"
John and Joe later got married and had 3 children
by hola nino September 24, 2021
Get the John Cenamug. John Syndrome is a disease typically found among people named John or Johnson, but can easily be transmitted to the average human by being touched by one already with it.
by busstex69 October 17, 2023
Get the john syndromemug. In iPhone Cup Pong or real life beer pong, a John Bounce is when your shot bounces off at least 3 cups. a car, the family dog, grandmas' forehead, Brittany Renner's child support, and Tory Lanez's hairline THEN goes in a cup
Me: Just hit the ball off a cup into another cup
John: That's pretty good, but it's not a John Bounce
John: That's pretty good, but it's not a John Bounce
by MostUrban November 2, 2021
Get the John Bouncemug. Discoverer of the alternating series. Recognized for being one of the founding fathers of calculus and loved by all students, in particular those in 5th period BC.
by The Historic Record of Calc BC May 21, 2024
Get the John Alternatormug.