Hand Me Down

The act of a female jacking you off while she takes a shit

My ex have me hand me down right before we showered.

by HarleyMegan May 12, 2025

Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

Hand-cannon

Any 24 ounce beer or malt liquor that is on ice in the coolers when you enter a gas station or sold at professional sports stadiums

“Schuster had 7 hand-cannons during the Astros game last night, bro was loaded.”

by WhoaHeath June 12, 2018

Second Hand Munchies

One who gets the munchies from Second hand marijuana smoke

"Bro I got second hand munchies for you smoking all that weed"

by FlipperTBass394 December 13, 2025

Ass Hands

Elliot.

Did you see Elliot not wash his hands after taking a shit?!
Yeah bro!! Total ass hands!!

by RareIsGarbage May 1, 2017

scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.

damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.

by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016

Nevada Hand Dryer

When you chain a hooker in a basement, feed her beans, and glue her anus shut and after a set amount of days, ranging from 3-5 (depending on how fat she is) you feed her laxatives, open her anus up (Typically used with a screwdriver, butter knife or something similar) and stick an oil funnel into her, leading into your mouth and let it rip.

"Yeah dude, did you hear Jaylen just did a Nevada Hand Dryer on that hooker!"

by hosteyele June 30, 2025