Hamburger Hand

When your hand smells like hamburger for hours after eating fast food.

We went to Jack in the Box, and now I got mad hamburger hand.

by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

polish handcuffs

Double fisting a girl. One fist in the pussy and one fist in the ass.

"Jessica is so loose I was able to give her the polish handcuffs last night"

by Adam a.k.a. Wojo October 16, 2008

Hidden hand

A reference to masturbation where a grabbler covered with tapestry sneake in from behind and gives an extra hand.

The triple jerk quickly became an octajerk when two more hidden hands appeared

by Sssstoopid Ssserpent December 4, 2020

Russian hand job

When you get a hand job from a girls foot.

(or foot job)

Dude i just got an amazing Russian hand job, i really wish she would have cut her nails first.

by chrisballs June 22, 2008

cool hand luke

A movie in the 60's starring paul newman. Theres this scene with this hot chick washing a car. mmmm.....soap

I saw cool hand luke, now I want to go to prison!

by moo moo im funny blah blah die of aids please September 16, 2003

Handsome Harry

(HAND-SUM-HARE-E) noun 1) The act of a penetrating a girl while she is dressed up in a dress of some type (this usually implies a slightly formal dress, but can be as casual as a sun dress). It typically implies flipping up the dress in a way that only allows access to vaginal area (top stays on)

After I chatted that bridesmaid up for an hour I took her back to my room and gave her a Handsome Harry half way through the reception.

by ChaseKMiller October 27, 2011

crimson handshake

A handjob from a girl who is on her period and used the mentrual fluid as a lubricant.

"Did you have sex with her?" "No, she was on her period so she gave me a crimson handshake."

by C-Rock July 14, 2007