honk bag

1. Honk Bag(n) - A woman's breast(s).

2. Honk Bag(adj) - A derogatory term used to describe another person. Commonly used online.

1."I don't want to date her, I just want to shoot a hot sticky one all over those honk bags..."

2. "I pwnz u!"
"Whatever, honk bag."

by boutitboutit February 11, 2006

yum yum bag

Word used for a woman's breasts

Omg, you have really nice yum yum bags
*slapped*

by r_2the_ichard June 20, 2018

Jersey Douche Bag

Just about any male from New Jersey. His main topics of conversation are: How many chicks he's banged this summer while weekending at the Jersey Shore, his workout routine, his spray-on tan, or when he's going to see Bon Jovi or Springsteen next. His favorite phrases are: "Yo!" and "Hey, what's up kid?"

Look at that meathead over there with the gallon of gel in his hair and no shirt on. Ten bucks he's a Jersey Douche Bag.

by Larry Tiita September 21, 2009

Douche Bag Appeal

(n.) the quality of being attractive or interesting to pretentious people

Wow! Apple has topped itself again. The iPhone has amazing douche bag appeal.

Due to the increased popularity of environmentalism, the Hummer has lost a great deal of its douche bag appeal.

by Jacobre1 February 27, 2008

tijuana bag lunch

A bottle of muscatel in a brown paper bag. Any other fortified wine like MD 20-20, Cisco, Night Train Flambeau, Ripple ia caaeptable.

It was 9 a.m. and the lush guzzled down a tijuana bag lunch and threw the empty into the street.

by England phi beta gamma April 2, 2008

brown-bag special

when someone(male/female) has a bangin body but they face look like they need a brown bag over it

"damn.... he/she is a brown-bag special i'll he/or she wit tha lights off"

by honeydipin December 15, 2006

douche bag dad

A divorced male who makes extremely poor decisions concerning the emotional health of his children. He is someone who refuses to pay child support, cancels his co-parenting time regularly, and only exists to create turmoil for his ex-wife and children. This male is someone who is insecure, co-dependent, controlling, and manipulative. He is someone who dates a younger girl for seven weeks, moves into HER house after a 2 week courtship, introduces her to his children 3 times, and then telephones his 7-year old on a Monday night to tell her that he has gotten married and failed to include his own children in the ceremony! He is also the same guy who will vandalize the ex-wife's vehicle, pull a knife on her, send threatening text messages, and then falsify a different story for the courtroom when he is arrested for assault and vandalism. Be careful ladies, a warning sign might be that he calls his ex-wife one week before getting married to confess that his new girlfriend is "pressuring" him into the decision. Beware, these characters are crafty fellows!

He thinks he has won the lottery by marrying a Baptist preacher's daughter and projecting such a perfect image to society...whatever, she will soon discover that he is just a douche bag dad.

by singlemama September 22, 2010