Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018

Meat Slap

When someone slapped you with a piece of meat

My wife over cooked the steak, so I meat slapped her.

by Ralph18 January 13, 2022

meat tipping

1. tipping the waiter with your meat

so we're meat tipping...

by mr tally man February 3, 2024

Dirty Meat

Is a person (Man or Woman) who willingly have unprotected sex with many partners without knowledge or care if thier partners have STDs, HIV or Aids.

I was at a anonumous sex party one hour ago and saw a Dirty Meat have unprotected anal sex with 70 different guys and 38 different guys the night before.

by DTCD April 7, 2023

Mystery meat

A Grindr profile without a picture

Don't message me without a picture, please. Don't waste my time with mystery meat.

by Nom de ploome July 20, 2017

Dear meated

When you don’t make the cut.

Was Cherry there to see LeBron?
No, we only had 4 tickets, he got dear meated.

by King Book Rock January 25, 2020

Meat Conveyor

The guy getting passed around, a lot, in a homosexual orgy. Sometimes considered derogatory in a state of jealousy and or envy.

the guy in this manhub video is such a f***ing Meat Conveyor.

by percypickles March 28, 2015