Bound-by Marketing

has creative ideas tied to strategy

My god it is so epic to have someone that is bound-by marketing work with my organization.

by boundbymktg June 30, 2011

going to market

During sexual intercourse, inserting your big toe into your partner's rear entryway.

I tried going to market, but she kicked me out of bed - didn't even give me a kleenex to clean up after.

by thePooplord February 15, 2014

Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.

Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.

by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016

The Black Market

Ways 2 buy drugs and #other stuff

I got drugs at the black market

by XBeastPlayzX January 10, 2017

close the market

Get married

I think I found the one. Im ready to close the market.

by PokitoDaKing June 6, 2017

looking for markers

Searching for the condom that’s deep in your pocket while getting head.

Kevin was looking for markers while searching for a movie on Netflix.

by Sergeantcomingforyou January 5, 2018

Cap a marker

When you stick a turd in a girl's vagina and have her write your name on a piece of cardboard.

Hey I need to make a name tag can you cap a marker for me.

by Dat_Boi112 February 1, 2018