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I like ya cut g

This means that someones likes your brand new fresh cut and smacks your head :D

For example:
Alex: Damn look at my new fresh cut!
Jason: I like ya cut g *smack*
by idk_what_ill_use_as_username_ September 12, 2020
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Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller

Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".
I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.
by C-Money666 January 15, 2020
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incredibly drunk; unable to participate in normal society
"Yeah, Nate was okay for awhile, but then he got into the Southern Comfort and he was all out of control like Sammy Hagar and then there was no talking to him."
by IamhereandhereIam September 15, 2009
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Arse like a pillowcase full of weasels

A posterior which is large, aesthetically grim, structurally unsound and generally fucking horrible.
"Seen the state of Carol? She's got an arse like a pillowcase full of weasels!"
by Tushington Bear November 28, 2017
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laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle

to laugh at somebody out of sheer fondness of that person
If you can laugh at somebody like a tuna at a turtle and he doesn't feel offended, you can call him your friend.
by blueeyedsoul February 14, 2012
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Drop on the deck and flop like a fish

To fall onto the ground and flail about as a reaction to seeing something disgusting or unsettling.
If you google trypophobia, you will definitely drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
by ilovespace April 20, 2014
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