New life

People don't want new life breathed into something, they were happy enough with their old dysfunctional abnormal lives.

His/her old life was a life he/she was already happy with, and didn't need new life.

by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021

Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

Life 9 ball game

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.

This is my life 9 ball game because life was substituted up from bullshit 9 ball game.

by Kuehlstein February 22, 2018

life in the old dog

I am old but full of life, or I try to be

You are too old. Yes I know but there is still life in the old dog yet

by Felanko July 9, 2018

“I appreciate the little things in life.”

Code for pedophiles.
(Something you usually see online, commonly found in bios)

(Online setting)
thing 1: “i appreciate the little things in life.” 😉
thing 2: wat..

by gUygal!🍔🐾 June 7, 2022

ThooooBJsword life

They hate on our odds of Benningfield junior sword laws is fucking everybody. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ⚔️🗡.

ThooooBJsword life. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior 🗡⚔️.

by LBJAY November 28, 2022

Real-life Manchild

Any grown man in real life who is emotionally immature.

Donald Trump, Adam Sandler, George W. Bush and Tom Green are a few examples of real-life manchildren.

by CelticEagle February 15, 2019