jacked up jamison

(noun) term used to describe a person that lies to good looking girls about other people to make himself look good

Mike is pulling a jacked up jamison. I didn't say anything like that about her.

by Mr. Hart July 11, 2007

jack-o-lantern

carved pumpkins made on the holiday of halloween.

i made a super scary jack-o-lantern this year.

by bl9 boi July 7, 2009

i got jacked

being physically stabbed in the body and robbed of manhood and/or your banana.

yesterday i got jacked BY a female impersonist, it was lAME!!

by Flappybob1 July 1, 2006

jack ball sack

A bag of narcotics that are used to get laid.

My bro so hard up for some ass, he had to get out the jack ball sack.

by dangerdog36 August 3, 2017

Jack-O-Lantern

An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over

Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018

Jacks Ching Chong

One who chings his last chong with his Japanese truck

I have a Ford dude, I don’t Ching Chong with Non-American shit like jacks ching chong ass!

by Chih Chong April 10, 2019

tommy jack anderson

A guy who looks gay, cuts and tries to act like a hard ass , when really he is a soft sensative young man

Why cant my man be aTommy Jack Anderson?

by Thatonebitchasswhiteboy April 10, 2017