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Jack Daniel's Story

Getting totally smashed on a full bottle of whatever, and then getting busted by your parents. You don't remember much of the 'getting busted part', but you do remember that said parent was totally chill about it. This is also after you have drunk dialed half of your friends.
Me: finished off a full bottle of jack, only to pass out mid-sentence with my 2 friends on the phone. They freaked, and called my dad seeing as i was by myself, and he came upstairs. I only remember him putting me into bed, and then later on coming up the stairs with shot glasses and saying "this is how much you can have. like 3 of these. thats it."
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!
by K on a Stick February 16, 2008
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jacked up jamison

(noun) term used to describe a person that lies to good looking girls about other people to make himself look good
Mike is pulling a jacked up jamison. I didn't say anything like that about her.
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Jack Mineral Ice

Noun - an individual who is either extremely muscular or plain rugged in demeanor and action. A badass

Adj. - of or relating to ruggedness or badassness
Broderick Bunkley is not a very good football player but he is a pure Jack Mineral Ice in his combine photo.

Ben James had a heart attack in North Carolina and then drove home to Pennsylvania, that's Jack Mineral Ice
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jack-o-lantern

carved pumpkins made on the holiday of halloween.
i made a super scary jack-o-lantern this year.
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i got jacked

being physically stabbed in the body and robbed of manhood and/or your banana.
yesterday i got jacked BY a female impersonist, it was lAME!!
by Flappybob1 July 1, 2006
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jack ball sack

A bag of narcotics that are used to get laid.
My bro so hard up for some ass, he had to get out the jack ball sack.
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Jacks Ching Chong

One who chings his last chong with his Japanese truck
I have a Ford dude, I don’t Ching Chong with Non-American shit like jacks ching chong ass!
by Chih Chong April 10, 2019
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