A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.
by Proxy November 15, 2016
Get the The Dank God (OH SHIIEEETTTT WADDUP) mug.Someone who is religious only for selfish reasons. Such as looking down on others, forgiveness for their future sins, justifying discrimination, hate crimes, and such.
He’s a God-abuser. He only joined that religion because he found out he could gamble.
That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.
A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.
That God-abuser said it was ok to do drugs because she was just gonna ask God for forgiveness on Sunday.
A God-abuser justifies hitting their spouse using the bible.
by I_caveman August 21, 2019
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Get the plat god mug.from an orthodox/superstitous perspective or for people who have faith in such entites.,its when the god u believe in is pretty visibly and irrationally biased towards the male population and prescribes indifference and injustice for the female population like denying them human rights. And as its god, u abide by their rules so he is then a gay god. Channelising his love for men in a twisted but cUteSy way <3
Any god can suddenly start having such characteristics if u suddenly find yourself following such guidelines for then u know your god prescribed them!
Any god can suddenly start having such characteristics if u suddenly find yourself following such guidelines for then u know your god prescribed them!
A_creature:- heard y'all were legalising marriage by 13 years for females?
Another_creature:- yeah man., <pun intended> gotta what we gotta do-!
hence, the gay god fever continues as earth years roll by.........>_<
Another_creature:- yeah man., <pun intended> gotta what we gotta do-!
hence, the gay god fever continues as earth years roll by.........>_<
by tv_girl August 5, 2025
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Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous
Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous
by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018
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by cAN I PUT BALLS IN JAWS September 8, 2021
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