Cheeto Dick

Donald Trump's (small) penis.

"Malaria Trump had sex with Cheeto Dick in the White House!"

"Malaria Trump had sex with Cheeto Dick in the White House!"

by ValleyDude123 February 12, 2017

brick as dick

1) An extreme version of the slang term "brick." Instead of meaning just cold, "brick as dick" means freezing.
2) An adjective used to describe something brolic.
3) An adjective used to describe something extremely hard.

Tim: I hate the winter.
John: I know, it's brick as dick out right now!

by T-Man F. January 6, 2009

dick muffin

(noun)
A certain type of person that exhibits the epitome of being any/all of the following: a jerk, an asshole, a douche bag, a dickhead, a tool, a faggot (not in the homosexual sense), or a twit. Any single person cannot label more than five people with this because it is reserved for only the most heinous individuals one may meet. This term is applicable to a boy or girl.

"Wow, I definitely just added her to my list of dick muffins. That gives me four. Now her and her boyfriend are on my list!"

by irrelevent July 3, 2008

soysauce dick

a popular tiktok trend when males stuck their dicks in soysauce to see if their penis could taste. see icecube pussy aswell.

yo have you tried soysauce dick, your balls can taste!
im a girl....
oh, then try an icecube...

by ShutUp_Nerd April 6, 2020

Dick Date

A dick date, is a date with the soul purpose of getting a good dickin’. Both parties agree to a dick date, knowing they’re both going to have some fun getting down and dirty and do ‘the sex’. A dick date is often started with a brief meeting on mutual ground, such as a pub or a bar before getting down to business, although this is not obligatory.

Him: want to hook up tonight?

Her: sure, shall we grab a drink first?

Him: sounds good to me!
Her: sweet, it’s a dick date!

by Sweetlikechocolate May 5, 2018

Dick Belt

Belt that has a dildo as the belt buckle. (Homemade Strap-On or Pivot man in a box)

Carl: Matt I like your dick belt, whose shape is it?

Matt: It's my best friend Kyle.

by Hamburglar nvr guna catch me!! April 11, 2009

Dick Mountain

The perforation that appears in a man's pants in the region of his genitals while in the act of sitting down that appears to be the visual representation of an erect penis concealed by clothing, but is in fact an optical illusion created by the folding and shifting material of imperfectly fitting clothing.

Mandi: Hey babe, let's sit down and watch a movie.
Chad: Okay!
Mandi: You seriously have an erection already!?!
Chad: nah babe, it's just dick mountain. I gotta get a new pair of slacks.

by The Romantic Egotist April 30, 2011