beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.

You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.

by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023

Meat nugget

Plural meat nugget (s)

Any particular chunk of meat that can particularly be battered and fried but it is not batter type specific.

Try my meat nugget, it is extra tasty and juicy today.

by JayyTheOrc May 28, 2021

Fresh Meat

One of the greatest comedy series of all time

Friend 1:hey what are you watching
Friend 2: only one of the greatest comedy series ever created (fresh meat)

by .Ewan. August 29, 2022

Dog meat sanga

A grimsby sanga most commonly found at low grade golf clubs/courses.

“Hey brother ill grab a couple of cans and that dog meat sanga thanks mate”

by Adzyhaz January 13, 2022

Meat Provider

The one inserting their genitalia into another individual in a sexual manner.

He was a generous Meat Provider, very good lover and well endowed.

I am not a Meat Receiver, I’m a Meat Provider

by Meat Provider January 14, 2024

Meat Item

A person who has little to no real value rather than being "the real deal" they are a substitute ie instead of being meat they are known as a meat item

did you see the guy Emma is dating? he's a real 'Meat Item'

by Own_thing May 25, 2017

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016