I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it

Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025

skibidi gods

you pray to these when getting a vaccine

kid: "EEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH EEEEEE SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES SKIBI... AAAAAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHH AAAHOHOHO OOOOH-"
caption: "lil bro was praying to the skibidi gods 😭😭"

by i am dream u r gumball December 26, 2023

Food Of Gods

It’s widely know that cookie and cream ice cream is the best food henceforth it’s title as “Food Of Gods”

You all are wrong! Clearly cookie and cream ice cream is the Food Of Gods!

by LazerSlayer October 12, 2021

Serving God

Your God is a psychopathic narcissist that you've literally been abused into worshipping. If you want to serve a psychopathic narcissist you know where to find me.

Hym "If that's what you consider 'Serving God' not only are you not actually doing that to me but you're offering conditional help to unconditionally affected people."

by Hym Iam August 29, 2023

God

Me

I (god) know everything

by ClawMaster456 October 31, 2021

Sex god

An individual with a Joaquin like personality by the name of Mustafa (musty).

Sex god means you’re a individual with a Joaquin like personality by the name of Mustafa (musty).

by Affiboy April 29, 2021

god Dad

When you’re fucking the child’s mom really really good and she decides to say that she wants her son to be raised by you so you can teach her hoodrat son to fuck women good too

Please be my Son’s God Dad so he can fuck bitches silly and make him their God Dad

by Butta Flyy September 2, 2022