mark blaj fart secs is a legend dating all the way back to the ice age it is rumoured that his dad fart secsed the ice away and his so was born aka mark Blaj he inserted a tube into his and then into his son mark blaj and blew the most powerful fart secs into his and transferred his powers into him
by yupppa December 6, 2020
Get the mark blaj fart secmug. She is always begging me to bend her over and tongue punch the fart box. Lucky for her her fart box is delicious.
by H&D productions May 14, 2014
Get the tongue punch the fart boxmug. The result of a person whose birthday it is eating everything under the Sun that will improve their chance of blowing a huge, incalculable volume of flatulence onto their heavily candled cake in order to quell all the candles with a single, window-rattling flutterblast.
Yup, as we all stood together ‘round the cake, we were suddenly blown right off our feet by Grandpa’s big ol’ birthday fart; he’d been workin’ on that thing for days.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 7, 2019
Get the big ol’ birthday fartmug. by Coolkid_73 April 26, 2021
Get the poop fart nigga sockmug. AFTER EATING A LEPRECUANS HAIR , THEN REGGURGIATING IT AND FREEZING IT YOU THEN SHOVE IT UP YOUR ANAL CANAL AND PROCCED TO FART IT OUT... THIS IS CALLED THE GREEN COLD FART.
by grandpa pawpie April 27, 2021
Get the GREEN COLD FARTmug. 
a potential fart or fartlike noise that occurs in the lower back and/or lumbar region as if it failed it's attempt to reach it's destination to the outside world :)
by dizzydaphodil September 30, 2010
Get the internal lumbar fartmug.