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December 9

Matching day, you match clothes with a family member or a friend.
Hey you know what today is?
No
It’s december 9 matching day wanna match?

Sure
by anonymous December 8, 2020
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Destroy dick December

The opposite of no nut November where you have to nut the same amount of days you failed in no nut November, as redemption ex: if you failed one day you nut once, but If you failed 12 days before nnn ended then you have to nut the first day once, the second day second, until you get to the last day which is nutting 12 times, you have to do these days consecutively or it doesn't count and you are not redeemed.
Dude I failed on the first day of November, I'm not sure how I'm gonna survive destroy dick December.
by Oofygoofyuh November 4, 2019
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Dick destroying december

when u masturbate based on the date for example 4 times on the 4th of december
no way i can masturbate everyday during Dick destroying december
by basherr November 5, 2025
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3rd of December

give the person you're talking too your hoodie
"hey it's the 3rd of December can i have your hoodie" "finee"
by handlenar345 December 3, 2022
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december 14th

december 14th is the day the hottest and the funniest human ever, alina, was born. on that day everyone should celebrate the fact that they have been blessed by the mere fact that they get to be alive at the same time as alina. to be able to walk the same ground, breathe the same air and have the honor to worship and praise her on this special day, december 14th.
friend: hey, it’s december 14th today. we should go and celebrate the hottest person on the planet’s birthday
by kurooroosterhead November 21, 2021
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No Drugs December

No Drugs December means no drugs during the entirety of December. All drugs being banned no exception!
Man No Drugs December ruined my Christmas.
by Qwerty_12345 December 1, 2020
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december 2

Show this to the nicest girl and cutest one.. also go ask her out and she'll say yes cause she likes you
Hey its December 2 go to her
by Oooog booga December 1, 2020
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