Chris brown treatment

Well you just know don't you.
To give a female a battering for no good reason.

Officer: so what happened
Female: he gave me the Chris brown treatment

Officer: oh okay we understand

by Stella drinker May 25, 2019

Brown M&M

The M&M Wilbur Soot wants to f*ck

“I wanna f*ck the brown M&M”
-Wilbur soot

by StrawberryLIVE January 31, 2022

Brown Sugared Salmon

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You: Hey, can I get a brown sugared salmon?
Attendant: MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by somuchyes July 21, 2021

Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

by fart_lord July 18, 2020

Fishing for brown trout

Lifeguard slang for seiving turds out of a swimming pool. This is usually done after clearing the pool, followed by a 1 hour break from pool use while you 'shock' the pool (i.e. dump a ton of chemicals into it and the run the filters at full blast).

I had to go fishing for brown trout today during the 'mother and baby' swim lessons. At least I got paid for an hour of playing computer games while the filters did their thing.

by JG El Supremo February 15, 2020

James "Sexy" Brown

James Brown is a well-known sumo wrestler originating from the 21st century, also known as 'Sexy Beastie'. He is known to be a persistent and strong fighter when he is challenged. James severely dislikes when somebody aims to take his most prized possession: his milkshake and minty mentos. A few of his close friends suspect that he follows Mentosia, a newly-forming religion.

Oh no... James "Sexy" Brown just went sicko mode when I took his mentos!

by clownmachine March 7, 2019

Dakota brown eye

When one wipes their eye with a towel that was used to wipe a dog's butthole

Gary now has the Dakota Brown Eye from using the wrong towel.

by DakotaGC November 13, 2020