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Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP)

Communication protocol between the female anatomy that allows the sychronization of menstrual cycles when females are living in close proximity for extended periods of time.
Bob the polygamist has 5 wives who originally had different menstrual cycle dates. Upon moving into the same house, all womens cycles synced to begin on the same date. This phenomenon is accomplished via the Vaginal Time Protocol (VTP) in which all womens cycles sync to a similar date.
by thevagman@yourcervix January 21, 2011
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Ideal Boba Consumption Time

The ideal boba consumption time is an artful window, typically between the hours of 12 and 3. However, boba is best consumed within one to three hours after eating a meal, so times may vary based on culture and personal scheduling.
What will be our Ideal Boba Consumption Time if we eat at 1?
by bobaoclock January 19, 2021
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Old Time Picture Show

This is when you tie someone to a chair and force them to watch videos of you jacking off in other peoples faces while you jack off on their face and film it for future use.
I have a feeling Aaron will love the old time picture show tonight and give it two thumbs up.
by Fingerlove November 26, 2010
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Real Time with Bill Maher

The HBO original Television series with political Commentator and comedian, Bill Maher.

In 2002 Maher was the subject of controversy when on his original "Politically Incorrect's September 17 show, had guest Dinesh D'Souza disputing the Bush's label of calling the 9-11 terrorists, "Cowards". She said the terrorists were warriors. Maher agreed and replied "We have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly".

His show was canceled on ABC and Real Time premiered on HBO on February 21, 2003
Bill Maher out lasted President Bush when his show "Real Time with Bill Maher" was picked up for another season in 2009.
by Amadscientist April 19, 2009
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This one time, at band camp

Michelle from American Pie always talks about band camp.
"This one time, at band camp, they told us not to have a pillow fight, but we did, and it was so much fun!
by Semanari November 9, 2013
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Time clock tough guy

An employee or employer on the clock who would never have guts to act or say such rude things off the clock.
Can you believe how hostile Keith acts towards new employees? If he said those comments off the clock he'd be clocked. He's definitely a time clock tough guy.
by YooJoe1 January 8, 2014
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WASTING TIME HERE

Come on now people as URINATING AND DEFECATING sometimes PUKING.
No you don't WASTING TIME HERE spitting and blowing your nose as PISSING , SHITTING and sometimes VOMITING you do BUTT for all good reason and to be honest with you , it does make you feel better and to that end that is time well spent
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 5, 2021
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