One Trick Phony

You jam it in random places until it goes into the hole.

Bro, that pornstar just one trick phony'd!

by wat am i doing with my life April 10, 2017

snapping one out

To snap one out or snapping one out is a Bay-Area term for the action of masturbaiting or jerking off.

Hey bro I'll be right there I'm snapping one out real quick on pornhub to Mia Khalifia

OR

Chad always sits in the back of class so he can snap one out, thinking no one will notice.

by 69soldier February 26, 2017

cry in one's beer

to feel sorrow or pity for oneself

This idiot does nothing but cry in his beer when talking with me. (example of cry in one's beer)

by The Return of Light Joker December 3, 2011

one millionth base

To have the most kinky sex of your life. So much choking, S&M, buttsex, fetishes, crazy outfits, and insanity that you'll both (or all 3) barely escape with your lives. This entire time though, you'll be maintaining eye contact with the other person(s) and balling your eyes out because you know that what you're doing will never ever compare with 60th base.

Shirley- So i just got out of the hospital.. attempted one millionth base a few weeks ago.
Bobby Sue- Yeah right, your name is way too wholesome for that.
Kyle- Yeah, you're lying. No way you're even been to 38th base let alone one millionth.

by toasty-t-dawg March 18, 2011

mourning a dead one

crying over a wilted Johnson

boy 1: did you see Megan Fox in that bikini on that show last night?
boy 2: yeah, i was gonna tug me Johnson but i'd already indulged in several sessions of self-pleasuring and couldn't make him salute, all i ended up doing was mourning a dead one (proceeds to cry over memories)

by berrylads August 23, 2011

Hes one shot!

He was not one shot infact he had nearly full health because 12 damage does not make him one shot so if you use this call out make sure he is one shot or ur t8 will get mad and call you racial slurs if you are playing cod wit randoms sometimes

Person 1:Hes one shot! bro how didn't you kill him he was low af
Me an intellectual:are you stupid you barely hit him you missed all your shots exept one so go out get your life straight come back and get him one shot!

by Memerboiiiiiiii April 29, 2021

One-Way-Valve

Refers to the sphincter muscle in the rectum. Usually refers to the out-going flow of the body of any material.

When drinking heavily on Spring break in Key West, your friends are heard to say "Don't let them puncture your one-way-valve!"

by draegerfrog March 10, 2005