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Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!
John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!
by anonymous March 12, 2025
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fish asf

Kanye West said owie owie owie my hand hurts dude stop owie owie owie
Wabt to date
i want a girl to “poo” on me and touch my balls (testicles) what the helll????? <——— fish asf reaction
by john quinnLOVER32 July 20, 2021
mugGet the fish asfmug.

Fish

She is strong independent and career driven loves money and winning. She is obsessed with 3 guys that she won't share with anyone. She will kill you I you touch her man you don't fuck with this chick
by Thispagewasmadeforme October 1, 2020
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Fish

Hey fish
by Her hilarious bestie 4l September 2, 2016
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fish

Men cheat as well as women, fish !
by _brittanyellen_ December 30, 2014
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Shy shy fish

Boya is so embarrassed that his face looks like a fish, like that shy shy fish
by Watashi November 18, 2023
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fish ward

a female with a super smelly vagina which you may not smell because she has it locked up in her fish ward (as in prison ward) .
wow! That Alanna Lee girl really has the most low security fish ward ever, I've had the unfortunate experience of spelling that filthy catch after a drunken night.
by Blond Devil February 14, 2021
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