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Alabama Hand Job

The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.
It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.
by Risky Business 976697 November 24, 2022
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Fixfox job

fɪks fɒks ʤɒb;

A job or someone who does tasks that are both meaningful and easy, but sometimes take a long time to do. But that being said, they are easy to do.
E.g. fixing a presentation, translating a presentation for a foreigners, making posters, running errands (=fetch quests).
Conversations:
A: Hi, how's work going?
B: It's great, I can't complain. I'm just doing fixfox job.
A: Oh, so you're the smart-ass.
B: You could say that.
by Vix_Stryxo March 11, 2024
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Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.
Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.
by Brodg10 May 2, 2010
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Zerg Job

When your girl comes home and kisses you with Albanian cum in her mouth.
Bro, did you hear about Zerg and how his girl gave him a Zerg Job yesterday??
by WLUPIMPS July 8, 2024
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good job

when used by a female, they probably mean "lol you suck" or "ew no"
"Look look, I found a turtle!"
"Good job"
by cockatiel89 December 4, 2018
mugGet the good jobmug.

Blow Job

The act of blowing up a cock. Yes it is possible. It may cause a bladder or kidney infection, or possibly a urine track infection. Symptoms are pain in the side of the lower back on the right side. Pain when urinating or even blood in the urine.
"The prostitute charges $500 for the Blow Job."
by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 10, 2022
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OF Job

When you pay two different only fans creator to make sucking and moaning noises on a video, then you get two phones and play one video on each phone at the same time, then you jerk your cock with both phones on each sides of your shaft
“He tried to hide the fact he gets OF jobs, but it’s obvious he does”
by Dallas fuckluck December 7, 2024
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