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Hands off my Texas

If you don't like Texan politics, you're welcome to go somewhere else outside the state of Texas.
by Sexydimma March 13, 2022
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inside-hands hogging

Describes what you would be doing if you indulged in a double-handshake clasp wif a couple, in dat they themselves would not be able to hold hands wif each other during dat time.
An easy way to avoid selfishly committing inside-hands hogging is to release these two hands after a few moments of contentedly-closed-eyed clasping, softly fit their hands back together in a classic holding-hands clasp, and then take da couple's free "outside" hands to cradle instead.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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Eyes and the hands

The art form of giving someone the looks and telling them to fuck off with the hands. Or you can say something dumb and get the hands. The eyes coming when someone says something that bamboosel's you.
When dylan poppleten came outside with his underwear on. Mikey and banks looked at him like a jack ass and hit him with the eyes and the hands and it almost blew him back.
by Michael Paulchel April 30, 2011
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(British hand movement)

The action of waving at someone as you walk over the road if they stop for you. Is often performed at (zebra crossings) in Britain. Despite it being law to stop there for someone it is mandatory that we say thank you for obiding the law.
Friend #1 I saw Sheila doing the (British hand movement) again as she crossed the road again.

Friend #2 Oh yeah she’s from England.
Friend #1 K then.
by Hitmewithyourcar April 21, 2019
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air Hand-Shake

air Hand-Shake also aHS, is a big UwU cringe boy and he's gay.
Person: Hi air Hand-Shake!
aHS: UwU.
Person: Who else but air Hand-Shake?
by Makota Dorgan November 30, 2019
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Hand Me Down

The act of a female jacking you off while she takes a shit
My ex have me hand me down right before we showered.
by HarleyMegan May 12, 2025
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Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact
Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact
by Hopscotch November 9, 2019
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