Person 1: Hey look at this video
Person 2: It’s a green screen video
Person 1: I hate these fucking green screen kids
Person 2: It’s a green screen video
Person 1: I hate these fucking green screen kids
by Dawawaak January 16, 2024

An unlikely scenario or chain of events. From fighting/ marital arts instruction; Instructor will demonstrate technique, a student will propose progressively unlikely "what ifs" regarding the technique, i.e. "what if he had a knife, gun, samurai sword, now there's three guys etc., prompting the instructor to say, "what if 99 green gorillas came out of nowhere and beat the tar out of you?"
The boss went all green gorilla about me being late for that meeting. He asked what if I missed a crucial detail only mentioned in the first ten minutes and it led to the company going bankrupt and all of us ending up in prison.
by Alocksly February 13, 2021

by greenclammer September 28, 2021

"Do you suspect some alien subterfuge behind this failure?" "The Green Pepper Law will go into affect..."
by Emdragon666 May 21, 2025

Mark: Yo what's AJs dog ass up to
Bryan: He eatin some green ass fries on foe nem
Mark: Damn those look good, he a real Green Fry Eater!
Bryan: He eatin some green ass fries on foe nem
Mark: Damn those look good, he a real Green Fry Eater!
by Enzoid September 13, 2021

by Koupelna_ August 2, 2021

by VTCROW September 14, 2021
