The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box

Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!

by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018

Moo Box

A box where men store their semen for a whole year and then give it to someone as an April Fools joke disguised as milk.

Man 1: "Here's some milk man, I just thought I would give you some"
*gives the Moo Box*
Man 2: "Thanks dude, I actually felt like milk"
*drinks the Moo Box*
Man 2: "HOLY FUCK- IS THIS SEMEN?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU"

by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 19, 2018

dome flavored face box

What you shoot video game charters in; i.e the head.

shot 'em in his dome flavored face box

by jimabobaway March 23, 2011

Rock Box

When a womens ladyparts come face to face with medusa

You here what happened to Clarise?
Heard she got the rock box

by Dude Rugs March 18, 2014

White Box Reincarnate

The religion/belief that after you die, you will be reincarnated into a lowlife cockroach and if you lived nicely to the ones around you (as a cockroach), you will move up in the animal food chain (living each life nicely) until you slowly move back up to human status. Once you lived your lives without committing horrible acts, you will wake up into a white box, neither cold nor warm.

Person 1: So what religion are you?
Person 2: I'm a White Box Reincarnate.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because I want to believe in an afterlife.

by That Dry Fruit March 5, 2017

Grit Box

The imaginary box that must be checked every day if you want to stay gritty.

John: Look how good those cookies look, pass me one.
Liam: Check the grit box, don't eat the cookie.

by anonymous March 16, 2022

Retarded banana in a box

Why the fuck would you look this up

Like seriously, you are a retarded banana in a box.

by Poopyman64 May 8, 2023