alddeau!d

pineapple, but typed upside down on a qwerty keyboard.

i decided to search google for alddeau!d, but it yelled at me.

by Mr_Mikl January 27, 2021

Weak D

When your shaft is very thin and your bellend gland is bulbous & throbbing like a siren.

Grandma.....I have a weak D looks .....om worried it's close to dropping off! can you help me to stick it back on if it breaks?

by Karlos December 18, 2022

is on my D!

1. Exclamation used when someone says anything about their girlfriend, mom, or sister. Used in situations where you really don't care about what they have to say.

2. For when someone doesn't feel like saying on my dick.

Joe: My my girlfriend....(starts to complain)
Chuck: Is on my D!!!!

by Mah Pie November 21, 2011

D-rock

When a friend says they want to hangout with you, but then ignores you, and doesn't hang out.

Jim:"Did Derek text you back, when he was going to head over?"
Jerry:"No, I think he's pulling a D-rock tonight..."

by FuckingShitFaceCum August 13, 2017

Tha Big D

A large burly man, absolute obsessed with earth working machinery, notably likes to yawn & say things like "im done" & "cuntz".. Generally from a small racist town, like T-BAR (or how the local crackheads say it to make it sound "kool"... with a "k").

Stepdad: hey gleeeennnniiee
Tha Big D: mate! It's THA BIG D!
Nathan: *Chuckles

by Mr Robdog December 8, 2023

Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

by Lil2high July 21, 2024

8 my D

from yung gravy's song c'est la vie, "f*ck your delta- 8, your bit*h 8 my d"

when yung gravy gets your mom to suck him off

Yooo Chad, last night your side hoe 8 my d like it was water in a desert

by rightless ginger October 3, 2022